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Review~ When You’re Waiting For Something To Happen And It Never Does, Halle...
Dark Tide, with Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez, Ralph Brown, Luke Tyler, Thoko Ntshinga & Mark Elderkin. Director, John Stockwell. I’m a little bit shocked. I thought Berry was doing so well, but...
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Review~ Michael Biehn Shows Us Why He Was Once A Big Star; The Divide
The Divide (2011), with Lauren German, Milo Ventimiglia, Michael Biehn (Puncture, Aliens), Courtney B. Vance, Ashton Holmes, Rosanna Arquette, Ivan Gonzalaz, Michael Eklund. Xavier Gens, Director....
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Review~ A really bad film that lost it’s funny bone to political satire; Iron...
Iron Sky, with Julia Dietze, Peta Sergeant, Goto Otto & Christopher Kirby. Timo Vuorensola, director. I had run into some website a couple of years ago, perhaps on FB, when this movie was in the...
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Review~ Needless, Pointless & Insulting, Goobers Andrew Garfield & Emma...
The Amazing Spiderman, with Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Martin Sheen, Sally Field. Mark Webb, director. I don’t know for sure, but someone should have warned me about this...
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Review~ Lackluster, Robotic & Plainly Disappointing, Jeremy Renner Is Just...
The Bourne Legacy, with Rachel Weisz, Jeremy Renner & Edward Norton. Director, Tony Gilroy. I literally had to force myself to go & see this, after promising in my last gossip about Renner...
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Review~ Humble Keanu Plays A Space Cadet; Generation Um
Generation Um, with Keanu Reeves, Adelaide Clemens & Bojana Novakovic. Director, Mark Mann. Always one of my favorite actors, this one has a great time playing his introspective persona. One...
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Review~ Ethan Hawke Is Fascinating To Watch In This Low Budget Nothing; Sinister
Sinister, with Ethan Hawke, Juliet Rylance, Fred Thompson & James Ransone. Scott Derrickson, Director. I’ll tell you. When it comes to supernatural thrillers, I’m a little burnt out. With all...
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Review~ Borish Movie About A Drunk & His Predicament, Denzel Washington Picks...
Flight, with Denzel Washington, Brian Geraghty, John Goodman & Don Cheadle. Director, Robert Zemeckis. If there’s one story that we’ve heard over & over again; it’s about drunks & their...
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Review~ Huge Amounts Of Nothing, Steve Carell Looks Great, Acts Badly;...
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, with Steve Carell & Keira Knightley. Director, Lorene Scafaria. One of the best dead-pan actors, is usually one of my favorites, but this pointless...
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Review~ Strangely Empty Film With A Juvenile Twist, Matt Damon; Promised Land
Promised Land, with Matt Damon, Frances McDormand, Hal Holbrook & Titus Welliver. Director, Gus Van Sant. I felt cheated with this film. Being ready for a good conspiracy, for real or fiction,...
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Review~ Lack Of Maturity Marks This Film With Adequate Special Effects &...
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, with Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen & Pihla Viitala. Director, Tommy Wirkola. It’s no secret that I’m not a fan of Renner’s & this juvenile...
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Review~ Awful Sci-Fi Film, Pointless & Laughable In Every Way, Roark...
Scavengers (no website for this film & the only trailer I could find was in German), with Roark Critchlow, John Lee Ames & Jeremy London. Director, Travis Zariwny. Debating whether to...
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Review~ Good Endings Don’t Make An Overall Bad Film Better; The Incredible...
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, with Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi, Olivia Wilde & Jim Carrey. Don Scardino, director. Carell’s brand of humor is always a hit & miss affair. This film was...
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Review~ Terrible Film With Mischa Barton, Moronic Spirits In Detroit;...
Apartment 1303 3D, with Mischa Barton, Rebecca De Mornay. Director, Michael Taverna. I’m assuming this is a remake of a Japanese film called Apartment 1303, released in 2007. Which I haven’t seen....
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Review~ Ridiculous Film Swamped By Politics, Channing Tatum; White House Down
White House Down, with Channing Tatum, Maggie Gyllenhaal & Jamie Foxx. Director, Roland Emmerich. There were at least four references to Abraham Lincoln, a finger pointed at the “military...
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Review~ Disastrous Film, Gore Movie Masquerading As Artsy, Ryan Gosling; Only...
Only God Forgives, with Ryan Gosling, Vithaya Pansringarm & Kristin Scott Thomas. Director, Nicolas Winding Refn. I’ve been having a hard time seeing anything positive, visually or emotive, from...
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Review~ Moronic Idealism, An Obvious Political Statement Make This Film Fail,...
Elysium, with Matt Damon, Jodi Foster & Sharlto Copley. Director, Neill Blomkamp. There are very few science fiction films, not considered B movies, that I do not see. If I would have listened...
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Review~ Dripping With Repetitive Water Under The Bridge, This Movie Sucks –...
The Butler, with Forest Whitaker, Oprah Winfrey & David Oyelowo. Lee Daniels, director. I knew what this was going to be, going in. However; it was necessary to see, just to be sure. All the...
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Review~ Corporate Espionage With Juveniles Too Big For Their Pants, Liam...
Paranoia, with Liam Hemsworth, Gary Oldman & Harrison Ford. Director, Robert Luketic. If I was in my mid twenties the film might have been entertaining. If I was a teenager, enthralled by a...
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Review~ Ghosts In An Italian Apartment Building Confuse Mother & Daughter;...
The Haunting of Helena, with Harriet MacMasters-Green, Jarreth J. Merz & Sabrina Jolie Perez. Director, Christian Bisceglia & Ascanio Malgarini. If I have a pet peeve, it has to be blatant...
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